Welcome, seafarers, land lovers, and everyone in between. 

This is The Locker.


Aloha everyone, my name is Slayvy Jones. I’m a writer, musician, and [sometimes] a diver. Thanks for diving in.

What is The Locker?

The Locker is where you’ll meet the depths of my mind, memory, and mischief — it’s where everything hidden can be found [though I’m still uncertain as to whether or not that’s a good thing]. Some of what you’ll find here are real life tales of reckless abandon, strange encounters, and… I don’t know, something pulpy… as well as memory serves anyway. The other things are glimpses into my larger works of fiction — equal parts sci-fi, horror, mystery and monsters. 

Much like a bottle floating in with the tide, there’s no telling exactly when new posts will reach the shore of your inbox. When you least expect it though, perhaps when you most need it, you’ll have something from me to keep you entertained, brief as it may be. 

Caught heshing and blaspheming — Prague.

About Me

I grew up on the river in Northern California, I spent a short while living in Georgia and I’m currently residing in Los Angeles. I’ve toured back and forth across the country and I’m slowly starting to fill out my passport. I’m a writer, musician, and I’m strangely well-versed in weird

Oh, and I’ve been known to swim with sharks

Here, a Hesher explains it all.

And here lies good times, 

Skål.

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The Locker is where you’ll meet the depths of my mind, memory, and mischief. Equal parts real life tales of mine, and glimpses into fictitious worlds of sci-fi, horror, mystery and monsters.

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Slayvy Jones is a hesher, blasphemer, musician and writer living in Los Angeles.