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I DON’T EVEN KNOW THE LYRICS TO THIS SONG
“YOU ARE IN A UNIQUE POSITION TO CONFIRM OR DISCONFIRM THAT SUSPICION.”
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MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT MUSIC
“ITS BEAUTY LIES IN ITS SIMPLICITY”
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OUTLAW VS OUTHOUSE COUNTRY
“SAY WHAT YOU WANT, AT LEAST IT’S AN ETHOS.“
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MY STRANGE COSMIC CONNECTION TO ALBUM BIRTHDAYS
“FORTUNATELY, I’M ADHERING TO A PRETTY STRICT DRUG REGIMEN TO KEEP MY MIND LIMBER.”
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THE PAUSE BUTTON IS LAVA
[SINGING, WHILE SEMI-CONSCIOUS IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CAR]
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JUNES TUNES
”IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY [FUCKIN’] MUSIC, GET YOUR OWN [FUCKIN’] CAB.”
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PUNK ROCK BOWLING AND THE IMPORTANCE OF LIVE MUSIC
”HEY, CAREFUL, MAN, THERE’S A BEVERAGE HERE!”
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The Locker
The Locker
The Locker is where you’ll meet the depths of my mind, memory, and mischief. Equal parts real life tales of mine, and glimpses into fictitious worlds of sci-fi, horror, mystery and monsters.
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